Thursday, November 5, 2009

Laugh Lines

Well it's the 5th of the month again, which means it's the day that I post all of my work for My Creative Scrapbook and tell you what a fabulous job Pam did pulling the kits together. That Pam is one awesome lady. As a matter of fact, there's a shiny gold star next to her name in Julie's Slam Book. Other entries have angry faces and expletives doodled next to them, but we shall not discuss them at the moment - right now it's all about Pam, her shiny gold star and how much I loved working with My Creative Scrapbook's Album Kit.

So as I stated, it's the 5th of the month. More precisely, the 5th of November. Which means I've been forty for a full 169 days now. And I'm cool with it. Really! Admittedly, I'm not thrilled with the grey hairs that keep popping up in my temples or the laugh lines that have set up permanent residence around my eyes. But you're only as old as you feel, right? And I feel awesome!

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Time Flies...


... when you're having fun.


Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.


In every person there's an inner child that wants to go outside and play.


Wrinkles should merely indicate where a smile has been.


Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were big things.

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After completing the album, I still had tons of stuff left over so I created this layout also.


The quote I chose for the title is so perfect for these two guys! So many stories to tell! But here are a few of the best...

A homeless man approached Brian one day and asked him if he could spare a dollar. Dimwittedly Brian said, "Sure. Can you break a ten?"

After climbing into the front seat of a friend's car and noticing the window tinting, Brian questioned if the windshield was prescription glass.

During Brian's last visit here, I kicked his butt on Wii bowling. To elaborate, I kicked his butt, gloated about doing so, then retired to bed. He stayed up all night trying to beat my score! I woke up the next morning to a red-eyed Brian complaining of a sore arm, legs and back. Wiitard.

Lucky for Brian he's got a pretty face.

~pinches cheeks~

Ladies - he's still single! Shocker.

And then there's Jim...

As a teenager, Jim pulled into a handicapped parking spot. When he got out of the car, a stranger approached and asked, "Are you handicapped?" Jim smarted back, "No... is there a prize?"

Remember TV POW? TV POW was a kid's television show from the 70's that aired in the afternoons. Basically, kids would call in and play shoot 'em up Space Invaders type video games over the air. In order to fire at the alien spaceships, the kids would shout POW! This was all the ammunition Jim needed to fight against the evil Empire. In a full theatre, during the big battle scene at the end of Star Wars, Jim started shouting, "POW, POW, POW!"

Jim eventually joined the Marines, got married and had a kid (or two). Not quite sure where he is nowadays, but a lot of the stories from his youth definitely merit a gold star (or two) in my slam book.

10 comments:

Holly said...

What a fun album!! The Brian stories are awesome ... sounds like a future mini album.

Delaina said...

LOve the ALBUM!!! and the LO!!! and YOUR WIT!!!!! You always crack me up....

VAWM said...

Awesome album Julie!

Vel said...

I saw my name in that slam book of yours but don't understand why there were so many skulls and crossbones next to it!
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Awesome work, as always Julie. I love that mini and the stories about the guys.

Amykins said...

That book is AMAZING! Great work, as usual. And I love, love, love the rest of your post...and I laughed, laughed, laughed.

Kiwi The Kreator said...

i love the quotes in that book. the layout...where to start? i'm not sure if even YOU could make up those stories about those two...ummm, men?!?!

Susan said...

Stellar work as usual...Oooooo...and there's my name in your slam book....and look at all the pretty smiley faces....mwah! I KNEW you loved me!!! ROFL!!!

Awesome layout..you definitely have the gift of extraordinary/fab title creation!!! Love the album and the layout...you rock, girl!!

Liz Qualman said...

Just wanted to say thank you for stopping by today. You know...I would not give into those wrinkles. Robbie set me onto a really good skin book, which I am going to post on my next Tuesday morning. I don't know what to tell you about the grays, my hair grows in white when I don't make regular "appointments" However, at least you have humidity for your skin. Colorado is a dry, dry place for skin. Take care -

sarah said...

LOVE that mini! :) and yea, there's def no hokey pokey stuff on your blog. ;) love it tho! :)

hugs,
sarah.

Jill Deiling said...

haha those guys sound like a blast!
I love the layout and mini!!

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