You Butter, You Butter, You bet!
The Who: Me & Paula
The Where: Leonardo's Pizza
The Why: A Girl's Gotta Eat
The When: This Afternoon
The What: Garlic Rolls with BUTTER! Lots 'o BUTTER!
When our waiter placed the basket on the table, Paula threw her arms in the air and Whoooooooo'd. I, in contrast, wept silent tears of joy.
Paula began to wax poetic.
'Tis BUTTER to have loved and lost...
Whereas, I expressed my affections through song.
Nobody does it BUTTER
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
BUTTER, you're the best
Oh wait... it gets better...
BUTTER lovin' had me a blast
BUTTER lovin' happened so fast
Garlic roll, good as can be
Ate it whole, so buttery
Paula dabbled a bit on her wrists and behind each ear ~
And gave her lips a buttery sheen ~
And since I realize I have a problem, and am trying to break the addiction, the butter saturated basket liner is currently affixed to my upper arm... as a patch.
When I say I love you
You say you BUTTER!
You Butter, You Butter, You bet!
And since the tune is now stuck in your head...
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8 comments:
that straw suckin' thang...ummm, no!
I Can't Believe it's not Butter...or maybe it's actually Parkay?
That is jaw dropping FUNNY!
With a straw?! Really?! ROFLOL
Girl - you gotta slow down... Just promise me that you are inhaling ORGANIC butter and then all is good and stars are aligned.
Ooops - that Liz above is really me - I just have too many logins.
Girl...you are a hoot!!!!! I have got to hang out with you one day! LOL!
I can actually hear your arteries hardening, but I'd be sucking on a straw with ya!!! Those look butterlicious!!!
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