1. Raggedy Ann & Andy dolls. They freak me the hell out!
2. Lizards.
3. Tomatoes. (discussed in an earlier installment of Twitch List)
4. Green nail polish. What possesses someone to paint their fingers and toes Fungus Infection Green?
5. Men who wear gold chains and pinkie rings.
6. Those giant wind sock monsters that car dealerships are so fond of.
7. The sound of Stevie Nicks' voice.
8. Gold Lame' (even if you are Elvis, and awesome in every way, you look ridiculous).
9. Apple flavored anything.
10. School fund raisers which require my buying overpriced wrapping paper or a metric ton of cookie dough. Little Susie can't read and write, but she can sell door to door.
11. Anyone over 10 years of age wearing a Tweety Bird tee shirt.
12. Pennywise.
13. Lighting the grill.
Well I've managed to freak myself out compiling this Twitch List. If you need me for anything I'll be hiding under my bed, curled into fetal position, sucking my thumb.
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7 comments:
There's a reason why gold lame' is spelled just like LAME!! Ha ha!! I crack me up.
Hey, did you change your blog? I used to get the full story in my feed reader, but now I just get the first few lines.
Always enjoy your blog, but you lost me on Stevie Nick's voice today....LOL!!!! I love her!
I am so with you on most of these. I am a sucker for apple-flavored stuff, though. Pennywise can go. to. Hell. You hear me? HELL.
LMAO!! I totally love your Twitch lists. 4 comments :
1.) Green is not such a horrible color for nails...it's the yellows I can't understand. (Green goes with my hair, lol!)
2.)Right with ya on the apple flavored stuff. Did you know that there are carmel apple flavored and candy corn (shudder!)Hershey Kisses out right now? EW!
3.)I would add all fake cinnamon apple scented stuff
that comes out around this time of year too.
4.)You hate the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men?!
Just watch this ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab1_97Fjm9k
~handing green nail polish and Raggedy Ann doll to Pennywise~
I'd have to add pink floral fabric to your list, I think. And men who pick at their beards.
i met pennywise twenty years ago when i first read the book; seeing the movie only increased his freakishness in my mind. i'm sorry i just looked at that picture....i probably won't sleep now
EECK- you had me at Pennywise!
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